Literature
Using Found Objects as Weapons
The Guide to using found objects as weapons:
Rule 1: If you can lift it, you can hit something with it. No, really, try it out on your enemies. (We are not encouraging you to try anything out on your enemies.)
Rule 2: If it has a point at the end, you can stab someone with it.
Rule 3: If it pierces the skin, rule 2 has been successful; otherwise, run.
Rule 4: If it pierces the skin but does not do more than penetrate, you should consider finding poison; quickly.
Rule 5: If you've decided you do not want to use your skin-penetrating object as a weapon, then pierce it somewhere else and hope for the best. Otherwise, prepare to die.
Rule 6